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Thursday, September 17, 2009

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An old rich man marries a young girl.
Interviewer ask to girl-
aap nay in main shadi ke liye kya dekha?
girl- ek to inki income, aur doosre inke din kam.
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Monday, September 14, 2009

Santa ki soch

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Santa sochta raha
sari zindagi sochte sochte Mar gaya
ki
meri bahen k 3 bhai hai to mere 2 kyu?
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Santa:Agar mere HatTh Me Sarkar ho to Mei Desh ki Taqdir Badl dunga
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Wife:Tum Pahle Apna Pajama to Badal Lo Subha se Ulta hai.
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Santa mobile pe...

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Santa Kone Me Chup Ke Mobile Pe
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Aahista Se Baat Kar Raha Tha
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Banta : Ladki Se Baat Kar Rahe Ho?
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Santa : Maa Kasam
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Ladki Nahi, Mangetar he.!
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A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg .
Removes Sandal = 56.
Then Dupatta = 52
Now Coins Finished.......

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A Boy In A Queue Behind Her Said
"Ü Carry On, I Have Coins!
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Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Sardar and Doctor

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Santa: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga?
Doc: Haan, bilkul.
Santa: To phir theek hai doc saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai!
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Thursday, September 3, 2009

Girls Poem

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Gals poem


Pati mera aisa ho

Walet me jiske paisa ho

Lambi jiski height ho

Gusse ka light ho

Jab saas se fight ho

Wo kahe

JANU aap hi right ho
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Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Six Gun

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Teacher : What do you call a person with Six guns?

Sardar : Chhagan :)
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Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Teacher

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1 oficer School checking k Time Dekhta Hai ki 1 Teachr Ladki ko kiss kr rha Hai
Officer:Wat is This
Teacher:Maar Se nhi pyr Se Smjha rha Hu

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